Take Five 


Oh come on, Miley Cyrus, don’t make me like you. It’s almost a new year and you and your backyard sessions are gonna make 2013 so Raven. Demi and Selena and whoever else I’m too damned old to know are gonna eat your dust. YouTube

So, this is pretty gross. DListed

Yeah, because she decided to date him instead. Rolling Stone 

Hopefully nobody’s implant bursts near the salad bar. I guess that’s what sneeze gaurds are for. Jezebel 

From this angle, this show was pretty shitty. EW.com