Anagrams of the Stars


A STALER MONKEY

When this young lovely and her sister were little girls I was known to call them the Monkey Twins. As the years have gone by and they've grown up into surprisingly lovely young women, the monkey patina has faded. I love their style and somebody told me that whenever they get their picture taken they say the word "prune" so their lips will have the perfect pouty purse. Now, I do the same.


Another thing I do is pretend I can tell them apart and I always say that MK is my favorite and that I don't like Ashley. I find this amusing. I really don't love or hate either of them and can't tell them apart without labels so I guess I can't baffle my friends with my amazing twin-identifying skills any more.