Slow Wave Day

Whichever side of the argument you fall on, I think we can all agree that this asshole should mind his own business. Gawker

These Doritos ads are bullying me and all of my people. Gawker

Wait, I thought she was taking Sundance by storm? The Onion

I really wish they’d discover some kind of queer bio marker so nobody else would ever have to “come out” again. Like, I obvs get telling your friends and family, but who is served by this asshole? Jezebel

Damn you internet, you killed another magazine! io9