I'm Deep in the Barrel But Sliding Out the Doggy Door

Great piece, Mr. Gleiberman and I like her too. Entertainment Weekly

What a bunch of assholes. The Province

I vote for witch. A delicious-food-making lifestyle-guru witch. Badass Digest

Of course this would happen in Baltimore. John Waters must love it. Gawker

Jim and Pam would snicker over this. Also: be sure to scroll down. Gawker

7 year old me is running around the house flipping out and wearing a towel on his head and pretending it's his long, luscious blonde hair. TVLine

It’s like these people had never seen Patti Stanger before. And they went to her not the other way around. Caveat Emptor! Jezebel

Here’s a really hot dude in a crazy-ass shirt. W Magazine

Simply gorgeous. W Magazine

This song is offensive because it’s ass, not because they say faggot. I don’t know that censorship is the way to go, though. TMZ

I love that there’s a Sports Bar called Mullets. Towleroad

This just sucks any way you look at it. Entertainment Weekly 

I can haz Robbin flash drive? Pie Monkey

Wait, is that rat like a cellmate who snitches or the little beady-eyed rodent? Salon