I’LL LICK MY LEGS
I
had a friend (I hope she’s reading this) who had great lesbian conspiracy sex
theories. Like, she’d bust out with, “I heard that Kristy McNicol walked in on
Kelly McGillis and Jodie Foster while they were filming Silence of the Lambs.”
These
situations always seemed a little far-fetched, not because of the lesbianism or
anything but because of the combos of ladies and the fact that it was always
someone walking in on two or more other ladies.
To
this day, I use this as a joke. Try it, it’s fun. Use the Golden Girls. Or any
three or four female celebrities and come up with your own story. Try and
spread it around town like it’s truth.
I
don’t see the chick who came up with these hilarious stories (in fact there
were probably only two, but more likely just one) as much as I used to, and I
miss her and love her. This one is for her.
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