Oh My God! I Totally HATE This Song!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

So today is my birthday. I'm finally 30! I don't want to sound like an ungrateful dick but I think we should all start a movement to stop singing the Birthday Song to people on their birthdays. Nobody likes it, not the singers and not the singee.

While I totally appreciate people wanting to celebrate with me and am grateful for every person who makes the effort, the droning song is just a dirge and should be abolished. If somebody really wants to sing a song to me on my birthday they should sing a good song of their choosing or an original.