Feast your eyes on today's assortment of BS's.
Apparently, if you're born today you're a Fromagitarius.
I mean, come on, today, what's with the cheesey celebrities? Some are just gross and some make me feel gross because I know I'd let them have me if they wanted to. Can you guess who falls into which category?

Sean Biggerstaff, Actor, Funny Name, Played Oliver Wood (funny name) in Harry Potter

Eva Longoria, Desperate, Supposedly 32, Disease-y Name

Fabio, Margarine Shill, Goose Killer

Mark Hoppus, Rock Star, Often Naked

Sylvester Stallone, Actor, Cinema Ruin-er, Little Person

Judd Hirsch, Actor, 70's Mensch

Mark McGrath, "Rock Star," Male Mary Hart

Bret Michaels, 80's "Rock Star," Just Ew

Dee Snider, 80's "Rock Star," Aguilera Fashion Inspiration

2 comments:
Fromagitarius is SUCH the word of the week !
Fromagitarius is an astrology sign that rears its ugly head many times during the year. It doesn't follow any planet or heavenly body and lands during every sign to supersede the original planetary aspect.
Post a Comment